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The Horrors You Have Committed

One of your opponents realizes, for one crystal-clear moment, the horrors that he or she has committed against humanity. That player loses his or her next turn.

"Man's inhumanity to man makes countless thousands mourn." - Robert Burns, "Man was Made to Mourn"

Spork

Well, okay, it's tough to disembowel somebody with a spork, but it's possible if you put your back into it.

"The killer, however, escaped, disemboweling one officer with a plastic spoon/fork." - Johnny the Homicidal Manic

X-Akto Knife

Be sure to cut away from yourself.

"Inch by inch, row by row." - John Denver, "Garden Song"

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Event - Media

You Incident made the local news section of the daily paper. Play this card on one of your Incidents and get 3 points, but only if that Incident is already worth at least 2 points.

Neener, neener

Trade one of your Incidents for one belonging to another player. You must taunt that player by saying "Neener, neener" when you play this card. Satisfying, isn't it?